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Crooked Thieves Press
Oakland, CA.
crookedthievespress@gmail.com

Crooked Thieves Press produces and distributes high-quality art that raises questions. We seek abstract answers, agree fact and opinion are separate, and accept nothing will be perfect.

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Poems — Not in a Bad Way Tho x
Matt Close




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POEMS… NOT IN A BAD WAY THO WILL HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT
POEMS… NOT IN A BAD WAY THO WILL KEEP YOU OFF METH & BLOW

POEMS… NOT IN A BAD WAY THO WILL MAKE YOU LAST LONGER

This is not one of those books where everything works right. In fact, most of it doesn’t work at all.
We like that, and so should you.




Can’t Find a Villain — Cabin Fever Mixtape 


Can’t Find a Villain is finally releasing their Cabin Fever Mixtape, and what better time than now when tape drive technology is obsolete. No, it’s not coming back like vinyl, 35mm film and classic cars. I’ve only seen tape decks lately in beaters, flea markets on the other end of crack deals. Anyways, get this crack when it comes out!